Caroline Smailes, the author of ‘In Search Of Adam’

‘Quirky, fresh, lyrical…I wholeheartedly recommend.’ Caroline Smailes, author of ‘In Search of Adam’. Full review  http://www.carolinesmailes.co.uk/selling-light-by-effie-gray

 

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‘Faye and Suzy seem as different as chalk and cheese. They have lived next door to each other all their lives and seem to have nothing but contempt for each other but as we look back at their old feud and how things began we discover a story of sadness, betrayal as well as real friendship. Fascinating, strange and compelling reading.’ Lovereading.com

Review of ‘The Cloverleaf development on Bookchase.com

‘a clever mash-up, with the mannerism of the old West set against a modern backdrop’ The Sunday Oregonian, May 08, 2009

‘LIST OF INGREDIENTS: SORDID, SEXUALLY DEVIANT BEHAVIOUR, LUSCIOUS METAPHOR, COUNTRY & WESTERN SUPERSTAR, 48 YEAR OLD CHILD WITH GOD COMPLEX.

‘What’s it say above the headboard of Ms. Suzy’s bed – over 80 billion served,’ is an old joke that’s never lost fashion. Faye Fiddle and Suzy Delou have an age-old feud that’s coming to a head. Dobby Valentine will see to that, as Chuchtown builds up to an apocalyptic climax, for the second time.

In this incomparable tale, a gross and audacious world is revealed with unique and delicate style.

 

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‘Rowena Macdonald’s story is funny, brilliantly observed and it leaves you wanting more’ Scott Pack  Me and my big Mouth

LIST OF INGREDIENTS: UNWANTED TERRAPIN, BLACK CAB, GRAVE DIGGER, UNIMPRESSED SCHOOL CHILDREN.

Little Roasts is a collection of short stories set in London, Canada, India and the USA, from the very best new writers.

Take some time out from a busy day, sit down, put your feet up and be transported for a few sentences in time as you enjoy our eclectic stories.

 

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‘An Intriguing tale… great characters and a plot to keep you guessing along’ Lovereading.com

LIST OF INGREDIENTS: CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE, CATTLEDRIVE EATERY AND SALOON BANTER, DISCOVERY OF BODY PARTS, OUT OF TOWN DEVELOPERS.

The inhabitants of Overlook city are not too pleased about the Cloverleaf Development. As the developers begin to dig up the old Malarky Mansion they make a horrific discovery. Intrigue and mystery descend upon the small town, stirring up the locals and baffling Sheriff Wilmot and his unofficial aid Howard.

With its hilarious, colourful residents and deeply buried secrets, Overlook city is well worth a detour

 

 

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‘John Karter’s book (The Profit) is a timely satire of the modern financial world’

The Financial Times

‘In a world so concerned at the same time with environmental issues and financial gain, Piers Black, is a compelling anti-hero for our times. The Profit is a serious, and at times painfully funny, shovrt book that carries a valuable message.’

Martin Ouvry,  novelist and writer of short stories. He is an editor with The Writer’s Workshop (and previously the literary Consultancy) and has reviewed books for the Sunday Times and the Observer.

Many readers will be familiar with Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet, which is almost essential reading in order to understand this brilliant parody and satire on the financial worlds. Piers Black is the ultimate charismatic tycoon ‘revered by men and universally desired by women, a legend in his own Armani suit’, and has his own ruthless and calculating message to deliver to a packed audience of shareholders. He speaks in turn on a variety of topics, suggested by members of the audience such as profit, greed, mobile phones, work, adversity and even accountants, takeovers, clothes (you are what you wear), cars, sex and money. When it comes to love, the text is the greatest travesty of and contrast with Gibran: ‘Love brings powerless confusion to those whose purpose and direction was as unshakable as a mountain.’ Piers sees love as a monstrous web and maintains that the greatest love of all is self-love. Just as he reaches a peak of eloquent rhetoric, the voice of his father rings across the hall, asking him what has become of ‘the time to be kind and long-suffering and loving and generous’. This incident creates a crisis from which he makes a nearly full recover, reverting to his self-assured arrogance. This is a great book to take on holiday and will surely make you laugh out loud as someone asks enquiringly ‘speak to us of cars’ and Piers launches forth with soaring metaphors and high-flown but utterly cynical prose. Network Review, 09

LIST OF INGREDIENTS: CRUCIAL SHAREHOLDERS’ MEETING, PHILOSOPHY OF A CORPORATE KING, CHILLING PREMONITION.

PIERS BLACK ‘revered by men and universally desired by women, a legend in his own Armani suit’ has a message to deliver. When he pours forth his wisdom on a variety of subjects ranging from greed and love, to friendship and mobile phones, it is an occasion that attracts more attention than a presidential photo call at the White House. Inspired by Kahlil Gibran’s cult philosophical work, The Profit is a parable for our times, exposing the uncompromising worldview of an international tycoon, whose gross lack of conscience at times gives way to humane insights about the ‘me society’.

John Karter

John Karter

John Karter is  a former staff writer for The Sunday Times, The Times and the Independent. He has had three non-fiction books published, two by Headline and one by Open University Press, including a biography of Lester Piggott.

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‘Lizard …The Cover promises it will be a tasty little read and tasty it was, a pleasure to curl up to and certainly one to recommend’  The Cherwell Paper


‘A proper novella of the old school, a single story without layers of filler-like prose, but a dozen possible interpretations, beautifully written and likely to distress as much as it will amuse.

If you like a book that challenges, or simply love to read something away from the mainstream, Lizard is for you and you will cherish what is one of the most perfect novellas I have read in years. Ms. Schick and by publishing this quite brilliant book, Roast Books, should be very proud’ Bluechrome Press The Blueblog


Profile of the author -Leonore Schick in the Cherwell, Oxford University

Interview with Leonore on Nik’s Blog


LIST OF INGREDIENTS: COMING OF AGE, SELECTIVE MEMORY, MAGICAL REALISM, LIZARDS.

Eliza Young’s leg has acquired a scaly mutation. She travels to an island to work as an au pair, but finds herself trespassing on a reptilian civilisation. Lizard follows her bizarre and engrossing struggle to adapt to the changes in her leg and her life.

Schick has created a lively and refreshing novella, with enchanting dialogues between thought and speech, reality and make-believe, the magic of childhood and the sobriety of getting older; a joy for anyone who has been, or is, reluctant to grow up.

L.Schick is proud to be a member of the ‘failed novelists’ society

 

Selling Light by Effie Gray

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‘A brilliant short book’ Scott Pack, me and my big mouth

‘Selling Light is a beautifuly written story… a modern day fairlytale full of imagination’ Charles Folkes 

‘Quirky, fresh, lyrical…I wholeheartedly recommend.’ Caroline Smailes, author of ‘In Search of Adam’. Full review  http://www.carolinesmailes.co.uk/selling-light-by-effie-gray

‘A fascinating and beautifully told tale’  Full review on Reading Matters 


LIST OF INGREDIENTS: DILAPIDATED LIGHTHOUSE, OBSESSIONAL RESEARCH STUDENT, IDENTITY CRISES.

Bored, the city slicker Peter Cooper casually leans back on his chair and reads the online advert for something that he has never seen for sale before. What the hell, he thinks, as he clicks ‘buy’.

In a small seaside village, the lighthouse keeper drinks alone, averting his eyes from the beams which seem to seek him out. A young research student studies crabs, unaware that soon she will meet her most interesting specimen yet … 

Their lives become intertwined as the hilarious seaside drama unfolds. Selling Light explores the connections between human beings in a world where everything is for sale and the interpretation of reality is up for grabs.

To roast: to ask, to buzz, to canvass, to catechize, to challenge, to cross-examine, to demand, to direct, to enjoin to examine, to go over, to grill, to hit, to hunt for, to inquire, to interrogate, to investigate, to pry into, to pump, to strike, to sweat

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‘GREAT LITTLE READS’ HANDSOME EDITIONS DESIGNED TO BE READ ON A LONG LUNCH HOUR OR SINGLE TRAIN JOURNEY’ THE SUNDAY TELEGRAPH (Literary life Jan ‘09)